We’ll have a Dalmatian plantation. A Dalmatian plantation, I say.
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
750,324 people whose mama taught them right
There’s that theory that our fears today stem from how we died in past lives.
Someone joked that a lot of people must have died from public speaking.
What if those who fear public speaking were guillotined, or stoned, or burned, or any other form of execution performed before a crowd?
Then I must’ve died in the ocean at nighttime
i must have died from public tiles.
if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.